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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 00:14

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy